Five gold rings - whaaat! Iāll look like a 1970s car salesman! āOn the 5th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, Five Gold Ringsā¦ā I appreciate the sentiment, I really do. However, Iām not really a multiple...
Trust me, by now Iāve got enough birds š¤¦āāļø āOn the 4th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, Four Calling Birdsā¦ā I ask you, at this rate Iāll be having Sir David Attenborough around for Christmas dinner!...
And then, 3 French Hens arrived! š¤¦āāļø āOn the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, Three French Hensā¦ā Okay, enough is enough. Iām a cyclist, not an ornithologist. I donāt mind birds; in fact, I quite...
I simply cannot remember asking for 2 Turtle Doves! āOn the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, Two Turtle Dovesā¦ā Yesterday, a van delivered a Pear Tree with a Partridge in, and it returned today with...
What use is a Partridge in a Pear Tree⦠really! āOn the Ist day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, A Partridge in a Pear Treeā¦ā What if I lived in an apartment, with no garden? Even if...